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Unchosen captions:Quit eating my socks, or I'll frisbee this quarter through your fucking cranium.--WhirlochreHere's a shiny nickel if you stop talking in first person. --Mother (Re)producesThat's right, kid. Your dad's an occlusion of a payphone. Here's a quarter; find out if he cares. --Angela RobbinsIt's either a taser or an iPod. Wanna find out which?--arhooleyWell done, and don't worry: When he finds it on his doorstep, he'll think it was the dog. --anon.And you use this to occlude a payphone. --Khazar-khum
Ha! Well done.
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ReplyDeleteQuit eating my socks, or I'll frisbee this quarter through your fucking cranium.--Whirlochre
Here's a shiny nickel if you stop talking in first person. --Mother (Re)produces
That's right, kid. Your dad's an occlusion of a payphone. Here's a quarter; find out if he cares. --Angela Robbins
It's either a taser or an iPod. Wanna find out which?--arhooley
Well done, and don't worry: When he finds it on his doorstep, he'll think it was the dog. --anon.
And you use this to occlude a payphone. --Khazar-khum
Ha! Well done.
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