Brilliant and hilarious acknowledgment that the 'novelist' business model we all aspired to succeed with no longer works, at least not for authors -- so it must be re-invented.
I see my post wasn't welcome. Clearly I'm one of those humorless people who don't think it's funny to perpetrate a hoax on struggling writers. I don't see the humor in laughing at struggling writers trying to make something of themselves.
Perhaps you should tell me not to be so overly serious and humorless. I suppose I should learn how much fun a sadistic style of humor can be.
a. Hannah isn't a hoax, she's a parody. b. No matter how humorless you are, you couldn't look through Hannah's site and believe it's for real. c. Your post? What post?
I laughed so much people came to see what I was laughing at!
ReplyDeleteI guarantee you're going to get submissions.
ReplyDeleteHannah's going to start getting real queries in like a week.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI need a better first line.
That is so funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with arhooley and 150 - she's going to get queries!
That is one of the funniest sites I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteThis is a scream.
ReplyDeleteBest thing about EE???
ReplyDeleteFollow through.
Brilliant and hilarious acknowledgment that the 'novelist' business model we all aspired to succeed with no longer works, at least not for authors -- so it must be re-invented.
ReplyDeleteDoes she tweet? Or merely emit a whistling sound when her buttocks are lightly fondled?
ReplyDeleteOh wow. Has anyone popped this up onto Absolute Write's Bewares board? I'm not sure I could keep a straight face while doing it.
ReplyDeleteWay too priceless.
ReplyDeleteI see my post wasn't welcome. Clearly I'm one of those humorless people who don't think it's funny to perpetrate a hoax on struggling writers. I don't see the humor in laughing at struggling writers trying to make something of themselves.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should tell me not to be so overly serious and humorless. I suppose I should learn how much fun a sadistic style of humor can be.
a. Hannah isn't a hoax, she's a parody.
ReplyDeleteb. No matter how humorless you are, you couldn't look through Hannah's site and believe it's for real.
c. Your post? What post?