Why you don't get published.
It picks up dust.
Unchosen captions:It's the only thing I've got that sucks harder than your first draft. --Steve WrightI find I can get through 15% more donuts if I wear the tablecloth and keep a hold of the vacuum. --anon.Yep. Just like your manuscript, this thing sucks.--AngieYeah, I'm, uh, preparing the mueseli now. --anon.Who cares if the weredingoes are moulting? This thing sucks like a writer. --wo
You have to plug it in.
I have one of those fancy yellow DYSON vacuum cleaners and it sucks with the best of them!Unlike that story I wrote five years ago that just sucks. ha ha ha ha, grunt, snort, belch impolitely
Caption: EE, inspired by several submitters
It picks up dust.
ReplyDeleteUnchosen captions:
ReplyDeleteIt's the only thing I've got that sucks harder than your first draft. --Steve Wright
I find I can get through 15% more donuts if I wear the tablecloth and keep a hold of the vacuum. --anon.
Yep. Just like your manuscript, this thing sucks.--Angie
Yeah, I'm, uh, preparing the mueseli now. --anon.
Who cares if the weredingoes are moulting? This thing sucks like a writer. --wo
You have to plug it in.
ReplyDeleteI have one of those fancy yellow DYSON vacuum cleaners and it sucks with the best of them!
ReplyDeleteUnlike that story I wrote five years ago that just sucks.
ha ha ha ha, grunt, snort, belch impolitely