Why you don't get published.
Good one, Steve!
Beats the stuffings out of the "Uncle Editor wants you!" line that I could never get to work...
Unchosen captions:An Evil Editor in hand is better than two queries in the bush! --angieStrike!! --anon.I asked for something intelligent! Now take this back.--DougAnything to stop the little bastards torching the place... --woBehold! My Jackass O' Lantern... --woEvil wants YOU to buy Novel Deviations --Faceless MinionThis isn't what I meant when I said I wanted some head. --VoterDon't trash my query or I'll rip your head off! --Landra Graf
I consulted the entrails and the predict great success for your manuscript.
Oh, this is so fun!
Methinks this will make the Top Ten list at the end of the year...
Excellent!
AHAHAH! That's very funny!!:-)
Good one, Steve!
ReplyDeleteBeats the stuffings out of the "Uncle Editor wants you!" line that I could never get to work...
ReplyDeleteUnchosen captions:
ReplyDeleteAn Evil Editor in hand is better than two queries in the bush! --angie
Strike!! --anon.
I asked for something intelligent! Now take this back.--Doug
Anything to stop the little bastards torching the place... --wo
Behold! My Jackass O' Lantern... --wo
Evil wants YOU to buy Novel Deviations --Faceless Minion
This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted some head. --Voter
Don't trash my query or I'll rip your head off! --Landra Graf
I consulted the entrails and the predict great success for your manuscript.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is so fun!
ReplyDeleteMethinks this will make the Top Ten list at the end of the year...
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAH! That's very funny!!
ReplyDelete:-)