Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Looooove the clutchbag, tiger.--wo...and we thought this color would look good on the walls -- hides the blood. --anon.And then on page 967, it gets REALLY good... --mynde astrayNow, remember what I told you: Carrying a Manbag is not in itself effeminate. --anon.This is it, Sir: the only plot that's never been used before. Take good care of it. For the children. --anon.Here's the pictures. 'Big G' wants his next novel out by November, or the negs hit the headlines, got it?--Mother Re(produces)Fork over the dough or these pics of you crying when Bambi's mother died go public.--Mother Re(produces)It's the new issue of GQ. I think you need it more than I do... --anon.Sorry, I had it upside down. We're actually in Budapest. --anon.Excuse me, sir. You left in such a hurry, you forgot to take care of the bill... --anon.man: It's my latest novel about a man who submits his query 481 times without even a request for a partial.EE: You can take ``write what you know'' a bit too far.--R. Watson
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ReplyDeleteLooooove the clutchbag, tiger.--wo
...and we thought this color would look good on the walls -- hides the blood. --anon.
And then on page 967, it gets REALLY good... --mynde astray
Now, remember what I told you: Carrying a Manbag is not in itself effeminate. --anon.
This is it, Sir: the only plot that's never been used before. Take good care of it. For the children. --anon.
Here's the pictures. 'Big G' wants his next novel out by November, or the negs hit the headlines, got it?--Mother Re(produces)
Fork over the dough or these pics of you crying when Bambi's mother died go public.--Mother Re(produces)
It's the new issue of GQ. I think you need it more than I do... --anon.
Sorry, I had it upside down. We're actually in Budapest. --anon.
Excuse me, sir. You left in such a hurry, you forgot to take care of the bill... --anon.
man: It's my latest novel about a man who submits his query 481 times without even a request for a partial.
EE: You can take ``write what you know'' a bit too far.--R. Watson