Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:I figured stunt-driving would leave less broken bones over delivering rejection letters!"--ClarkkersGet a convertible, he said, feel the wind in you hair. Didn't realize he meant my pubes. --anon.Well, maybe if I fit an iPod adapter, I can sell it to Kristin Nelson... --anon.Whoa! I just lost a muttonchop! --anon.Okay, he did say they were literally driving themselves off the forecourt... --anon.Now THIS is a cliffhangar.--writtenwyrddDamn BMW! I shoulda gone for the Signals and Brakes option package... --anon.Sitting IN the car is such a cliche... -anon
I like this one.
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ReplyDeleteI figured stunt-driving would leave less broken bones over delivering rejection letters!"--Clarkkers
Get a convertible, he said, feel the wind in you hair. Didn't realize he meant my pubes. --anon.
Well, maybe if I fit an iPod adapter, I can sell it to Kristin Nelson... --anon.
Whoa! I just lost a muttonchop! --anon.
Okay, he did say they were literally driving themselves off the forecourt... --anon.
Now THIS is a cliffhangar.--writtenwyrdd
Damn BMW! I shoulda gone for the Signals and Brakes option package... --anon.
Sitting IN the car is such a cliche... -anon
I like this one.
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