Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:I'm sorry, the Egg got here before you... --anon.Actually, Kristin Nelson's office is across the road... --anon."I ordered 'a hen' not a rooster!"--ClarkkersI'm sorry, but your body still looks like an egg. You're going to have to edit that. --Mother (Re)producesSorry, pal. That's so last year... --anon.Grishom, I preferred the costume.--writtenwyrddI like hand puppets better.--writtenwyrddAs a suggestion, skip the costume for your next pitch session. We know you're going to lay an egg. --writtenwyrddCluck off.--anon.
Cock jokes. Now we're rolling...
Wait, are you saying this one was a bit fowl?
At least you didn't chicken out by posting a safer caption.
These puns are poultry.
I so wish I'd thought of this one. God,I really do.
Hell - can't believe I missed out on the dickless, I mean, cock-full, jokes, guys.Sorry I messed up the weenie thread with a non weenie-cock-poultry pretend-double-entendre joke...
Unchosen captions:
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, the Egg got here before you... --anon.
Actually, Kristin Nelson's office is across the road... --anon.
"I ordered 'a hen' not a rooster!"--Clarkkers
I'm sorry, but your body still looks like an egg. You're going to have to edit that. --Mother (Re)produces
Sorry, pal. That's so last year... --anon.
Grishom, I preferred the costume.--writtenwyrdd
I like hand puppets better.--writtenwyrdd
As a suggestion, skip the costume for your next pitch session. We know you're going to lay an egg. --writtenwyrdd
Cluck off.--anon.
Cock jokes. Now we're rolling...
ReplyDeleteWait, are you saying this one was a bit fowl?
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't chicken out by posting a safer caption.
ReplyDeleteThese puns are poultry.
ReplyDeleteI so wish I'd thought of this one. God,I really do.
ReplyDeleteHell - can't believe I missed out on the dickless, I mean, cock-full, jokes, guys.
ReplyDeleteSorry I messed up the weenie thread with a non weenie-cock-poultry pretend-double-entendre joke...