Hey, is this the new Probulator 3000? It is, isn't it? Awesome! --anon.
Normally I just run my clothing through the laundry. --faceless minion
Okay, Grish -- this isn't funny any more...--anon.
Whoa! Hold on! Don't you know never to put metal in the microwave? --anon.
Gotta be an easier way to disinfect this nipple ring.--Mother (Re)produces
Hey, what the-! Where's my bottom half? And to think I was mad when the machine ate my 'too sexy for my socks' socks.--Mother (Re)produces
Ok, people; let's keep it clean, here... --Mother (Re)produces
Whoa! Why's that say "Reheat"? --anon.
I’ve told ya and told ya - no matter how many times you put me through the ringer, I’ll come out on the other side with just the one thing dangling. --Robin S.
The alien says: Don't worry: A little fluff, a little fold, you'll be good as new...except for those staple marks in the middle And EE thinks: That's not how I wanted to be worshipped.--writtenwyrdd
Is wizadickynipringbuffmuttonchopchopnezshine a verb or a sound effect?--wo
"Whattaya mean I won't feel a thing? What kind of an alien probe are you running, anyway?" --Paul Penna
Colonic irrigation and a nipple ring buff all for under ten bucks.--WO
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ReplyDeleteWhy does it say "Maytag"? --anon.
Hey, is this the new Probulator 3000? It is, isn't it? Awesome! --anon.
Normally I just run my clothing through the laundry. --faceless minion
Okay, Grish -- this isn't funny any more...--anon.
Whoa! Hold on! Don't you know never to put metal in the microwave? --anon.
Gotta be an easier way to disinfect this nipple ring.--Mother (Re)produces
Hey, what the-! Where's my bottom half? And to think I was mad when the machine ate my 'too sexy for my socks' socks.--Mother (Re)produces
Ok, people; let's keep it clean, here... --Mother (Re)produces
Whoa! Why's that say "Reheat"? --anon.
I’ve told ya and told ya - no matter how many times you put me through the ringer, I’ll come out on the other side with just the one thing dangling. --Robin S.
The alien says: Don't worry: A little fluff, a little fold, you'll be good as new...except for those staple marks in the middle
And EE thinks: That's not how I wanted to be worshipped.--writtenwyrdd
Is wizadickynipringbuffmuttonchopchopnezshine a verb or a sound effect?--wo
"Whattaya mean I won't feel a thing? What kind of an alien probe are you running, anyway?" --Paul Penna
Colonic irrigation and a nipple ring buff all for under ten bucks.--WO