Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:You are feeling very sleepy"? Hey, that's telling, not zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--woWhere are the instructions for making my eyes go swirly? --faceless minionThis hypnotism schtick is all well and good, but how about "Good Writing Made Easy?" Oh wait, I'd be out of a job then...moving on. --Azreal"There has to be something in here that will make sales stop rewriting my back cover copy.--CathyClamp
Genius.
Very nice one, anon.
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ReplyDeleteYou are feeling very sleepy"? Hey, that's telling, not zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--wo
Where are the instructions for making my eyes go swirly? --faceless minion
This hypnotism schtick is all well and good, but how about "Good Writing Made Easy?" Oh wait, I'd be out of a job then...moving on. --Azreal
"There has to be something in here that will make sales stop rewriting my back cover copy.--CathyClamp
Genius.
ReplyDeleteVery nice one, anon.
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