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Unchosen captions:ME, delusional?--anon."Not only will I wear the funny hat and bow tie, but I'll also tap dance at every book signing!" --anon.It's my memoir -- Fred Astaire's secret love-child... --ClarkkersOkay, okay so here's the plot: A snazzy, young penguin goes out on the town looking for love. You'll never guess where I got the idea...--clarkkersIt's set in an alternative reality -- where penguins can fly! --ClarkkersSeriously, sir, biographies on tap-dancing penguins are hot! Just look at Happy Feet. --Suzan Harden
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ReplyDeleteME, delusional?--anon.
"Not only will I wear the funny hat and bow tie, but I'll also tap dance at every book signing!" --anon.
It's my memoir -- Fred Astaire's secret love-child... --Clarkkers
Okay, okay so here's the plot: A snazzy, young penguin goes out on the town looking for love. You'll never guess where I got the idea...--clarkkers
It's set in an alternative reality -- where penguins can fly! --Clarkkers
Seriously, sir, biographies on tap-dancing penguins are hot! Just look at Happy Feet. --Suzan Harden