Why you don't get published.
There is something so wrong here. Not sure what yet....;-)
Ladies only? I thought you were PC!
*lines up*
No tongues? Well that sure takes some of the fun out of it. Hmmmph.How about ears? Can they be kissed as well? I like ears.
It's holly, not mistletoe, so if people are lining up to kiss him, it's out of sheer lust, lol.
Evil, you changed the plant, didn't you?
Yes, writtenwyrdd was griping about it.
If I were a woman, it's tempting to say, I would. Only I wouldn't.
Druids used to cut the dangling mistletoe (leaf and berries) with a scythe. Just reach up, grab them little suckers an cut away. ;)
Me first! Me first!
...Just reach up, grab them little suckers an cut away.Dave, you ole'devil.
Dave, it was a sickle, not a scythe.
No, tongues? I just have one. We're safe.
I wasn't griping, I thought it was funny. Also, I suspected it was a joke.
Unchosen Captions:Did I see the mistletoe? Eh? Do I look like a podiatrist? --anon. I've said it a thousand times: kiss, don't tell." --debhoagBut it's not mistletoe-- Okay, okay, I give up Robyn. Now put down the gun... --writtenwyrddYou'd be amazed what excuses my fans will make to get close to me. --writtenwyrdd
I love debhoag's.
There is something so wrong here. Not sure what yet....
ReplyDelete;-)
Ladies only? I thought you were PC!
ReplyDelete*lines up*
ReplyDeleteNo tongues? Well that sure takes some of the fun out of it. Hmmmph.
ReplyDeleteHow about ears? Can they be kissed as well? I like ears.
It's holly, not mistletoe, so if people are lining up to kiss him, it's out of sheer lust, lol.
ReplyDeleteEvil, you changed the plant, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteYes, writtenwyrdd was griping about it.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a woman, it's tempting to say, I would. Only I wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteDruids used to cut the dangling mistletoe (leaf and berries) with a scythe. Just reach up, grab them little suckers an cut away.
ReplyDelete;)
Me first! Me first!
ReplyDelete...Just reach up, grab them little suckers an cut away.
ReplyDeleteDave, you ole'devil.
Dave, it was a sickle, not a scythe.
ReplyDeleteNo, tongues?
ReplyDeleteI just have one. We're safe.
I wasn't griping, I thought it was funny. Also, I suspected it was a joke.
ReplyDeleteUnchosen Captions:
ReplyDeleteDid I see the mistletoe? Eh? Do I look like a podiatrist? --anon.
I've said it a thousand times: kiss, don't tell." --debhoag
But it's not mistletoe-- Okay, okay, I give up Robyn. Now put down the gun... --writtenwyrdd
You'd be amazed what excuses my fans will make to get close to me. --writtenwyrdd
I love debhoag's.
ReplyDelete