Why you don't get published.
This is a treat.
Needs a Sweeney Todd sign in the background.
This should be the standard EE image.
Hahaha! Very cute.
Actually, I'd expect EE would give YOUR left arm for a decent MSS.
Nah. He'd take your left arm if the MS wasn't decent. Slows down the ability to type and churn out more dreck.
Somehow, I think, he'd come back with a prosthetic and be even more evil! Maybe Evil has a hook and we don't even know it?Meri
Meri, aren't all the agents and editors saying in the blog that query letters need a hook? What do they know that we don't?
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This is a treat.
ReplyDeleteNeeds a Sweeney Todd sign in the background.
ReplyDeleteThis should be the standard EE image.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Very cute.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'd expect EE would give YOUR left arm for a decent MSS.
ReplyDeleteNah. He'd take your left arm if the MS wasn't decent. Slows down the ability to type and churn out more dreck.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I think, he'd come back with a prosthetic and be even more evil! Maybe Evil has a hook and we don't even know it?
ReplyDeleteMeri
Meri, aren't all the agents and editors saying in the blog that query letters need a hook? What do they know that we don't?
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