Why you don't get published.
That's brilliant, Watson. Dubious Holmsian reference intended.
Unchosen captions (All with the goalie's thought balloon, not the spectator's speech):Last time I date a chick who's this into role play... --wo It's just metaphorical... It's just metaphorical... --anon. OK, Kristin Nelson, bring it on... --anon. When they told me I'd be the editorial goaltender, I didn't tell them I'd played for Brown! --khazar-khumGet the puck out of here, eh? --MignonThis new mask is great. Everyone shoots at my head instead of the net.--EEEvil? You betcha. Hannibal Lecter only got to wear the friggin' mask. --WOThis is the last time I offer to play goalie during the Editors vs. Wannabe game.--writtenwyrddI hope this real-life example gets through to the minions.--writtenwyrddGetting past me IS like getting past Gretsky. --writtenwyrddI hate these Canadian book auctions... --anon.Damn! The things I have to do to make a rejection stick! --debhoag
This made me laugh.
Bad Writtenwyrdd! Bad! Gretzky was never a goalie.You're thinking Patrick Roy.
This is so good.And love that mouthpiece thing. Ewwww.
I knew Gretsky wasn't a goalie, but he's practically the only hockey player who's name is guaranteed to be recognizable to anybody.
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That's brilliant, Watson. Dubious Holmsian reference intended.
ReplyDeleteUnchosen captions (All with the goalie's thought balloon, not the spectator's speech):
ReplyDeleteLast time I date a chick who's this into role play... --wo
It's just metaphorical... It's just metaphorical... --anon.
OK, Kristin Nelson, bring it on... --anon.
When they told me I'd be the editorial goaltender, I didn't tell them I'd played for Brown! --khazar-khum
Get the puck out of here, eh? --Mignon
This new mask is great. Everyone shoots at my head instead of the net.--EE
Evil? You betcha. Hannibal Lecter only got to wear the friggin' mask. --WO
This is the last time I offer to play goalie during the Editors vs. Wannabe game.--writtenwyrdd
I hope this real-life example gets through to the minions.--writtenwyrdd
Getting past me IS like getting past Gretsky. --writtenwyrdd
I hate these Canadian book auctions... --anon.
Damn! The things I have to do to make a rejection stick! --debhoag
This made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteBad Writtenwyrdd! Bad! Gretzky was never a goalie.
ReplyDeleteYou're thinking Patrick Roy.
This is so good.
ReplyDeleteAnd love that mouthpiece thing. Ewwww.
I knew Gretsky wasn't a goalie, but he's practically the only hockey player who's name is guaranteed to be recognizable to anybody.
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