Why you don't get published.
I hope that's not the dog's head under there!
Some Unchosen captions:Sir, would you care to try our new brand of shrimp canapes? Now on sale at Box*Store for only $7.99! --writtenwyrdd Would Sir like a little vitriol to wash down with his venom today? --McKoala What do you mean you hate gimmicky queries?--Kiersten
I toyed with a John the Baptist sort of caption involving Grisham's head but I couldn't come up with anything good enough. This is hilarious.
But...but... John Grisham is a seriously handsome man. This seems to me like a waste of handsome humanity.
I'm with Robin. Grisham is one goodlooking dude.
Relax, ladies. We still have Robert Crais:http://tinyurl.com/4h8x4gand Jasper Fforde:http://tinyurl.com/4was8v
Wow, the Fforde picture is a lot better than the one I recall in his books. I generally prefer to not know what my authors look like, though. It's about the story, yannow?
Hey, the link to Cartoons Needing Captions doesn't work anymore...
Fixed.
I generally prefer to not know what my authors look like, though. It's about the story, yannow?Good, because I don't plan to have my pictures on my books.However, I may be buying a Fforde book soon.I'm sure I will love his books. What does he write?Buffy, that's the first thing I thought. Robin, that's the second thing I thought.Miss K. You're losing that sweetness about you. Flee this place before it's too late!
Ha, thanks, Julie. I'll never do innuendo, but I've always had a taste for the macabre, unfortunately.
I've met Jasper Fforde, and that pic is a very good likeness.
I hope that's not the dog's head under there!
ReplyDeleteSome Unchosen captions:
ReplyDeleteSir, would you care to try our new brand of shrimp canapes? Now on sale at Box*Store for only $7.99! --writtenwyrdd
Would Sir like a little vitriol to wash down with his venom today? --McKoala
What do you mean you hate gimmicky queries?--Kiersten
I toyed with a John the Baptist sort of caption involving Grisham's head but I couldn't come up with anything good enough. This is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBut...but... John Grisham is a seriously handsome man. This seems to me like a waste of handsome humanity.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Robin. Grisham is one goodlooking dude.
ReplyDeleteRelax, ladies. We still have Robert Crais:
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/4h8x4g
and Jasper Fforde:
http://tinyurl.com/4was8v
Wow, the Fforde picture is a lot better than the one I recall in his books.
ReplyDeleteI generally prefer to not know what my authors look like, though. It's about the story, yannow?
Hey, the link to Cartoons Needing Captions doesn't work anymore...
ReplyDeleteFixed.
ReplyDeleteI generally prefer to not know what my authors look like, though. It's about the story, yannow?
ReplyDeleteGood, because I don't plan to have my pictures on my books.
However, I may be buying a Fforde book soon.
I'm sure I will love his books. What does he write?
Buffy, that's the first thing I thought.
Robin, that's the second thing I thought.
Miss K. You're losing that sweetness about you. Flee this place before it's too late!
Ha, thanks, Julie. I'll never do innuendo, but I've always had a taste for the macabre, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteI've met Jasper Fforde, and that pic is a very good likeness.
ReplyDelete