Why you don't get published.
Good one, BT. Now we know EE's secret. I've been wondering what it was.
Unchosen captions:Well actually I'm a Scarlet Macaw, but it's a common mistake... --ril No, actually I'm only minimally sexually dimorphic. --rilMilitant Moles? Sounds good to me! And when yer done with Jack Sparrow's bio, gimme yer proofs and I'm off to Tea with the Snark and the poodle."--ME ...and you won't find THAT in the Urban Dictionary! You know, I can show the writer of that manuscript that everyone truly is a critic.--freddie Are those cracker crumbs on your lips? Bastard. --anon. Awesome! Go on, say something else! --anon. No, don't, he'll be home soon.No, don't, he'll be home soon... --anon.Polly want a partial. No fantasies, please. Random apostrophes in every name makes me choke. --anon.I see you have a new supply of paper. Good, my cage needs lining.--EE Is that all you do? Sit on that thing all day and talk nonsense? --anon. Quoth the parrot, "Reject more." --Julie Weathers You bastard! That's a BUDGERIGAR feather on you collar! --anon. Listen, the agreement was I'd clear out the slushpile if you'd help me write my book. "Once upon a time..."-writtenwyrdd
HAHAHAHAHA!Very funny and creative!
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Good one, BT. Now we know EE's secret. I've been wondering what it was.
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ReplyDeleteWell actually I'm a Scarlet Macaw, but it's a common mistake... --ril
No, actually I'm only minimally sexually dimorphic. --ril
Militant Moles? Sounds good to me! And when yer done with Jack Sparrow's bio, gimme yer proofs and I'm off to Tea with the Snark and the poodle."--ME
...and you won't find THAT in the Urban Dictionary!
You know, I can show the writer of that manuscript that everyone truly is a critic.--freddie
Are those cracker crumbs on your lips? Bastard. --anon.
Awesome! Go on, say something else! --anon.
No, don't, he'll be home soon.
No, don't, he'll be home soon... --anon.
Polly want a partial. No fantasies, please. Random apostrophes in every name makes me choke. --anon.
I see you have a new supply of paper. Good, my cage needs lining.--EE
Is that all you do? Sit on that thing all day and talk nonsense?
--anon.
Quoth the parrot, "Reject more." --Julie Weathers
You bastard! That's a BUDGERIGAR feather on you collar! --anon.
Listen, the agreement was I'd clear out the slushpile if you'd help me write my book. "Once upon a time..."-writtenwyrdd
HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteVery funny and creative!