Why you don't get published.
Thanks for the credit, EE, but we both know you really wrote this one. I just came up with a lame ass caption that used Bring You Pet To Work Day.
Hey, that's the part that's funny.
LOLHahahahahahahahahahahahaLOLI love dragons!
Heh. I was trying to make something work along the lines of it not being a good idea to destroy the only copy of your autobiography after one rejection, but, as you can see, I couldn't make it pithy :D.
I always knew that was what editors did with unwanted manuscripts.
My cat Aliera, looking at the dragon, to my cat Sethra: "Hey! Lunch!
Easier than recycling.
Love it!!
Unchosen captions:Come on baby light my fire...--writtenwyrdd Hey, he's a renewable resource.--WrittenwyrddSlushpile? What slushpile? (Hurry up skippy, will ya?) --WW Nice work, Fluffy. Now, see if you can't find Mommy's Sears catalog... --Anon.No! Not the Snark Sonnets!--WhirlochreHoney? You been giving chili to the puppy again?--anon. AND it's a letter opener. Brilliant!--anon. No! Not my memoirs!--EE Hmmm...I wonder how much ash fits in a standard SASE...Cathy in AK I've always wanted to do that to "Fahrenheit 451."--Ulysses I feel like Fred Flintstone.--EEOK, maybe I DO have too much time on my hands... --anon.
Caption: Writtenwyrdd
Thanks for the credit, EE, but we both know you really wrote this one. I just came up with a lame ass caption that used Bring You Pet To Work Day.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's the part that's funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha
LOL
I love dragons!
Heh. I was trying to make something work along the lines of it not being a good idea to destroy the only copy of your autobiography after one rejection, but, as you can see, I couldn't make it pithy :D.
ReplyDeleteI always knew that was what editors did with unwanted manuscripts.
ReplyDeleteMy cat Aliera, looking at the dragon, to my cat Sethra: "Hey! Lunch!
ReplyDeleteEasier than recycling.
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteUnchosen captions:
ReplyDeleteCome on baby light my fire...--writtenwyrdd
Hey, he's a renewable resource.--Writtenwyrdd
Slushpile? What slushpile? (Hurry up skippy, will ya?) --WW
Nice work, Fluffy. Now, see if you can't find Mommy's Sears catalog... --Anon.
No! Not the Snark Sonnets!--Whirlochre
Honey? You been giving chili to the puppy again?--anon.
AND it's a letter opener. Brilliant!--anon.
No! Not my memoirs!--EE
Hmmm...I wonder how much ash fits in a standard SASE...Cathy in AK
I've always wanted to do that to "Fahrenheit 451."--Ulysses
I feel like Fred Flintstone.--EE
OK, maybe I DO have too much time on my hands... --anon.