Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Where in the hell is the Hang Seng Bank, I need that paypa. --anon. "Doctor Watson, I presume? STOP SENDING ME YOUR CRAPPY MANUSCRIPTS! Query, man! Query!" --anon. That’s right. I create my OWN PAPER. What have you done for your query?--Ramen w/ Cheese and Tuna Jesus, Davina. I don't mind the dye, but have you ever considered getting a wax? --anon.So you found me. Not so fast... There is yet one more test before I shall review your manuscript. --anon.If you want to kiss my bananaYou'll have to get past my katana. --Whirlochre
Clean out the Fridge... But what about the rare spore, mold and fungus colonies in there? Some researcher might find the cure to cancer from that stuff!
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ReplyDeleteWhere in the hell is the Hang Seng Bank, I need that paypa. --anon.
"Doctor Watson, I presume? STOP SENDING ME YOUR CRAPPY MANUSCRIPTS! Query, man! Query!" --anon.
That’s right. I create my OWN PAPER. What have you done for your query?--Ramen w/ Cheese and Tuna
Jesus, Davina. I don't mind the dye, but have you ever considered getting a wax? --anon.
So you found me. Not so fast... There is yet one more test before I shall review your manuscript. --anon.
If you want to kiss my banana
You'll have to get past my katana. --Whirlochre
Clean out the Fridge... But what about the rare spore, mold and fungus colonies in there? Some researcher might find the cure to cancer from that stuff!
ReplyDelete*snarf*
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