tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post1793591485435773082..comments2024-03-26T18:28:06.391-04:00Comments on Evil Editor: Mrs. V. auditionsEvil Editorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-62402082962304895912008-05-15T23:38:00.000-04:002008-05-15T23:38:00.000-04:00Print it in B&W and ship it with a box of crayola....Print it in B&W and ship it with a box of crayola. Fun for all the family.rilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988777482435230194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-57503493120205802852008-05-15T23:08:00.000-04:002008-05-15T23:08:00.000-04:00My guess is it would cost 15 to 20 dollars in smal...My guess is it would cost 15 to 20 dollars in small quantity (about 100 copies). I mentioned this a while back, and several people felt it would be better to use cartoons as filler in a new volume of Why You Don't Get Published. <BR/><BR/>The trouble with that being there would be far fewer cartoons and none in color. <BR/><BR/>I haven't given up on the idea yet, as I would like a book containing, say the funniest 100 or so.Evil Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-28909204753541418462008-05-15T22:24:00.000-04:002008-05-15T22:24:00.000-04:00Writing Exercise: In 300 words or less, explain wh...Writing Exercise: In 300 words or less, explain what happened to <B>MR.</B>Varmighan.talpiannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13978075304795724185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-157268240171505582008-05-15T22:04:00.000-04:002008-05-15T22:04:00.000-04:00By the way, is there any potential for a future ca...By the way, is there any potential for a future cartoon caption book from Evil Editor Pubs or is color too expensive to ever print for a price that any of us would ever pay?pacatruehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125048243775811714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-25717249169043405942008-05-15T19:01:00.000-04:002008-05-15T19:01:00.000-04:00This illustrates exactly why we need someone to ex...This illustrates exactly why we need someone to <A HREF="http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">explain the cartoons</A>, or at least I do. See, I thought the woman was confusing the kid on the left with the real Dracula, and that Evil Editor had, umm ... oh wait, I get it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-54459334118367204672008-05-15T10:08:00.000-04:002008-05-15T10:08:00.000-04:00::Quickly revises image of Kiersten based on new ...::Quickly revises image of Kiersten based on new data::rilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988777482435230194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-21789094932364579242008-05-15T10:07:00.000-04:002008-05-15T10:07:00.000-04:00Also, I like to find a nice middle ground between ...Also, I like to find a nice middle ground between high-necked blouses and nothing. I look good in neither.Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-7948831200365835722008-05-15T10:03:00.000-04:002008-05-15T10:03:00.000-04:00Wow, Chris. I'm pretty sure I don't want that dub...Wow, Chris. I'm pretty sure I don't want that dubious honor. I picture Mrs. V as a forty-something chain smoker, too thin and with a strong New Jersey accent. Also, by the afternoon she is always a little tipsy.<BR/><BR/>I don't really fit the bill.Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-5886210973874987122008-05-15T09:55:00.000-04:002008-05-15T09:55:00.000-04:00This IS EE's real job!This IS EE's real job!nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-24702239491145639622008-05-15T09:19:00.000-04:002008-05-15T09:19:00.000-04:00OMG what a can of worms this question has opened! ...OMG what a can of worms this question has opened! Are you sure you want to venture into flash/java/appletts and whatnot to have moving imagery on the cartoons? I mean, EE, you do have a real job, too, don't you?writtenwyrddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02280711822302493122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-81522032660329203022008-05-15T07:30:00.000-04:002008-05-15T07:30:00.000-04:00I love this! But I pictured Mrs. V. as being a lit...I love this! <BR/><BR/>But I pictured Mrs. V. as being a little more modest. Is she a closet exhibitionist? (Or is that an oxymoron?)Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03365582623380288038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-41326787908588458522008-05-15T07:09:00.000-04:002008-05-15T07:09:00.000-04:00perceptive, that woman! ;) lolperceptive, that woman! ;) lollaughingwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873675614347328116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-46693917319435183932008-05-15T07:05:00.000-04:002008-05-15T07:05:00.000-04:00Oooh, yesah- I second third and fourth ril, myself...Oooh, yesah- I second third and fourth ril, myself and BT.<BR/><BR/>Cause this opens up so many wild caption options for ril, BT, and Whirl, and others. Oh yeah.Robin S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03258459688300851984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-91301127780406071362008-05-15T07:02:00.000-04:002008-05-15T07:02:00.000-04:00Trees, on the other hand, are individuals!Trees, on the other hand, are individuals!nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-92204550951155798152008-05-15T06:08:00.000-04:002008-05-15T06:08:00.000-04:00Moles aren't an infestation, they are a VISITATION...Moles aren't an infestation, they are a <B>VISITATION!!!</B> (as in announced by an angelic choir, etc.)<BR/><BR/>If you need an infestation, zombie meerkats© are available at reasonable rates.talpiannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13978075304795724185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-16662838215082047212008-05-15T04:01:00.000-04:002008-05-15T04:01:00.000-04:00LOL!!!!Just use Kiersten's photo. Especially with ...LOL!!!!<BR/>Just use Kiersten's photo. Especially with her current pose. It looks like there would be an explanatory speech bubble next to her photo! HAHAHAHAA<BR/><BR/><BR/>And we'll still call her Mrs. V.<BR/><BR/>:-)Chris Eldinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794946908789120139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-15430775006315071132008-05-15T03:45:00.000-04:002008-05-15T03:45:00.000-04:00Yeah, Mrs. V is queen of the obvious. She can pop ...Yeah, Mrs. V is queen of the obvious. She can pop out whenever anyone just isn't getting the point or to explain the (obvious) point underlying a little EE humor.pacatruehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125048243775811714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-5159545781307887772008-05-15T03:30:00.000-04:002008-05-15T03:30:00.000-04:00ril, I don't get it.*pulls out camera*ril, I don't get it.<BR/><BR/>*pulls out camera*pacatruehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125048243775811714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-69122323655796573892008-05-15T01:10:00.000-04:002008-05-15T01:10:00.000-04:00We need her.We need her.Whirlochrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09846196906206886945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-25953055938491082722008-05-14T22:56:00.000-04:002008-05-14T22:56:00.000-04:00Yeah! And the longer it takes you to "get it", the...Yeah! And the longer it takes you to "get it", the more of Mrs. V. is revealed.rilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988777482435230194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-53156145576290481852008-05-14T22:41:00.000-04:002008-05-14T22:41:00.000-04:00Please Julie: Give up your blouse.~I've already do...Please Julie: Give up your blouse.~<BR/><BR/>I've already done that once. Granted it was to save a life. He said his friend would bleed to death without something to use as a tourniquet. I, being a kindly sort, gave him my lovely, high-necked blouse with lavender lace at the throat.<BR/><BR/>Another friend stayed with me while I stood there bare except for my Abigail's Secrets and Sachet's support garment that lifts and separates, while adding womanly curves and protection. Also available with matching chastity belt, but I don't recommend that as the lock tends to rust and WD 40 just.... Well, I don't recommend the chastity belt, but the chastity bra is nice.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, I've already donated one high-necked blouse for a good cause.Julie Weathershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13725236516593676381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-29824526327819570062008-05-14T22:22:00.000-04:002008-05-14T22:22:00.000-04:00I second ril's proposal, and further suggest you i...I second ril's proposal, and further suggest you incorporate some kind of Flash/Java/thingy so that when you mouse over a joke, Mrs. V slides out from the side of the screen with her explanation.Blogless Trollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03983848259551488867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-217850312627367602008-05-14T22:01:00.000-04:002008-05-14T22:01:00.000-04:00Me, too. I really like her - love her name. Mrs. V...Me, too. I really like her - love her name. Mrs. V.<BR/><BR/>The Subtleties and Subtext Queen.Robin S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03258459688300851984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-49419121895769652862008-05-14T21:42:00.000-04:002008-05-14T21:42:00.000-04:00I think "Mrs Varmighan Explains..." could be fun i...I think "Mrs Varmighan Explains..." could be fun in many different ways -- not just the cartoon captions. She could help out with explaining the underlying message in facelift humor, key technical points in Q&A's, etc. <BR/><BR/>I like it.rilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988777482435230194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-26746441716811002112008-05-14T21:24:00.000-04:002008-05-14T21:24:00.000-04:00You know how to use paint now, Robin. Just draw i...You know how to use paint now, Robin. Just draw in a pink beehive to your picture and taa-daa! you'll be happy and all of the other minions will be jealous of you once again.Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.com