tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post116856183305089421..comments2024-03-26T18:28:06.391-04:00Comments on Evil Editor: Take a Deep BreathEvil Editorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168641988885280892007-01-12T17:46:00.000-05:002007-01-12T17:46:00.000-05:00Here's the starter from one by a 9 year old (the c...Here's the starter from one by a 9 year old (the complete story runs to 2+K ever more bloody words):<BR/><BR/>LAURA<BR/><BR/>From the second Laura was born she made trouble. It all started at her baby shower. She decided that she wanted the presents right then and there. So she gave a kick. It took a few minutes of kicking and Laura’s mother suffered terribly. Then she fainted. Laura finally kicked a hole large enough to get out of her mother’s stomach. But when she tried to drag in the presents she found that the hole was too small. Meanwhile, all of the women that had been at the shower rushed home and called their doctors. Altogether, fourteen different doctors came. It took all of them to capture Laura. She and her mother were both hospitalized. Laura got out of the hospital in three months. She had done well, only killing five nurses, three doctors and one janitor. (Of course if you must know she killed eighteen visitors.) <BR/><BR/>P. S. she killed her mom’s obstetrician.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168634317309273682007-01-12T15:38:00.000-05:002007-01-12T15:38:00.000-05:00Ah, are NONE of you old enough to remember Eggbert...Ah, are NONE of you old enough to remember Eggbert? Cartoon of a fetus, occasionally with twin sister. Pretty funnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168608591309296462007-01-12T08:29:00.000-05:002007-01-12T08:29:00.000-05:00Suddenly, all those pregnancy pains make sense...Suddenly, all those pregnancy pains make sense...Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06927630155994067676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168608413460381162007-01-12T08:26:00.000-05:002007-01-12T08:26:00.000-05:00After visiting her blog it's only natural that I'm...After visiting her blog it's only natural that I'm skeptic. <BR/><BR/>She is one very intelligent young lady. Harvard, look out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168607789884205392007-01-12T08:16:00.000-05:002007-01-12T08:16:00.000-05:00It's a girl! -JTCIt's a girl! -JTCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168605936701881472007-01-12T07:45:00.000-05:002007-01-12T07:45:00.000-05:00...anyway, Daddy put his pencil in her months ago,......anyway, Daddy put his pencil in her months ago, and I'm <I>still</I> waiting for the paper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168596544403087492007-01-12T05:09:00.000-05:002007-01-12T05:09:00.000-05:00A trifle jejeune.This is why babies get slapped at...A trifle jejeune.<BR/>This is why babies get slapped at birth?Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1168577168921536452007-01-11T23:46:00.000-05:002007-01-11T23:46:00.000-05:00Well, if sperm can send in their continuations, I ...Well, if sperm can send in their continuations, I guess in utero children can too.<BR/>:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com