tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post116213457464626508..comments2024-03-26T18:28:06.391-04:00Comments on Evil Editor: New Beginning 666 (Anonymous Submission)Evil Editorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162329457719309512006-10-31T16:17:00.000-05:002006-10-31T16:17:00.000-05:00The only way this should work is in future tense, ...The only way this should work is in future tense, second person POV.Macerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01430445748739033675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162233241622042942006-10-30T13:34:00.000-05:002006-10-30T13:34:00.000-05:00EE is anything but modest.He is, after all, an edi...EE is anything but modest.<BR/><BR/>He is, after all, an editor.braunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00387344142594757730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162230132127542312006-10-30T12:42:00.000-05:002006-10-30T12:42:00.000-05:00I'm pretty sure this was Evil Editor's own work. ...I'm pretty sure this was Evil Editor's own work. Who else knows the minions so well. Evil, quit being so modest!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162224308583882562006-10-30T11:05:00.000-05:002006-10-30T11:05:00.000-05:00I love "Dave" telling Charles Dickens to "cut the ...I love "Dave" telling Charles Dickens to "cut the other garbage".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162221608252877492006-10-30T10:20:00.000-05:002006-10-30T10:20:00.000-05:00EE, I must protest! I didn't crush that as... umm...EE, I must protest! I didn't crush that as... ummm, agent... <BR/><BR/>Oh, and do you really consider 6 foot six inches and six millimeters a giant? That makes Eunuch sad...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162222939539476922006-10-30T10:42:00.000-05:002006-10-30T10:42:00.000-05:00LOL! I think I'm glad I don't comment often enoug...LOL! I think I'm glad I don't comment often enough to be...honored ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162217929481076592006-10-30T09:18:00.000-05:002006-10-30T09:18:00.000-05:00Next time we need to tease the minions, Gutterball...<I>Next time we need to tease the minions, Gutterball, your tag is all ready to go.</I><BR/><BR/>Pacatrue, you kill me. Absolutely not! *laughs* I'm too much a newbie to have a tag, darn it!<BR/><BR/>...And Hawaiian punch is GOOD. I made myself stop drinking Coke (and pop in general, actually), so I have to have <I>something</I> bad for me. But it does burn when it comes out the nose. Oi.GutterBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943760313844692975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162218365569046662006-10-30T09:26:00.000-05:002006-10-30T09:26:00.000-05:00No, hawkowl, just enough to go looking through for...No, hawkowl, just enough to go looking through for the author-criticism I knew would be there :).<BR/><BR/>As for buying your book, buying books, I'm supposed to BUY books? I thought these days people put their <A HREF="http://www.nicholasborelli.com/chapter.asp" REL="nofollow">first chapter</A> up on the web for me to get a <I>free</I> la--er, look.nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162215935163620352006-10-30T08:45:00.000-05:002006-10-30T08:45:00.000-05:00Everytime I hear that quoted I want to start shout...Everytime I hear that quoted I want to start shouting, "It was a dark and stormy night" at the top of my lungs just to drown it out, cuz it sounds like an entry to the Edward Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest (www.bulwer-lytton.com)<BR/><BR/>But, different era, different artistic styles.writtenwyrddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02280711822302493122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162215608714075292006-10-30T08:40:00.000-05:002006-10-30T08:40:00.000-05:00Okay, I felt this opening had way too little descr...Okay, I felt this opening had way too little description and the author should just tell...<BR/><BR/>HEY! Wait a minute!<BR/><BR/>Seriously, that is too awesome. I don't know who anon is, but they've got my number. Take a bow, author!braunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00387344142594757730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162190110889116592006-10-30T01:35:00.000-05:002006-10-30T01:35:00.000-05:00Marry me, Pacatrue! Either that, or come over her...Marry me, Pacatrue! Either that, or come over here and wipe the tea off my keyboard and monitor!Ann (bunnygirl)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04938134750150653386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162185813720183082006-10-30T00:23:00.000-05:002006-10-30T00:23:00.000-05:00I think you've figured it out.I think you've figured it out.Evil Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162183569575392672006-10-29T23:46:00.000-05:002006-10-29T23:46:00.000-05:00Wow, this is cool. I'm a newbie to this. Could any...Wow, this is cool. I'm a newbie to this. Could any you tell me how to leave my own comment?<BR/><BR/>TIA - AnonynewAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162182677683618972006-10-29T23:31:00.000-05:002006-10-29T23:31:00.000-05:00*dies laughing*There, I'm dead. Are you happy now?...*dies laughing*<BR/><BR/>There, I'm dead. Are you happy now? You have your very own zombie! Just in time for Hallowe'en, too. <BR/><BR/>:-D You rock, EE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162180868235312972006-10-29T23:01:00.000-05:002006-10-29T23:01:00.000-05:00Dave, I'd remove one {winkie} from your comment. W...Dave, I'd remove one {winkie} from your comment. We got it with the first one. ;)<BR/><BR/>I wanted to add a joke about myself, because, well, I like making fun of myself and it's all about me, me, me, but the only thing I could think of which is consistent is that I write too much in a single comment.<BR/><BR/>However, Gutterball has spewn Hawaiian punch out the nose twice now, which makes me wonder how much of the big red pitcher guy she drinks. Next time we need to tease the minions, Gutterball, your tag is all ready to go.<BR/><BR/>I'm glad the teasing was taken well by all, even though I had nothing to do with it. I bet we are the first ever Blindside-loving coffee-spewing zombie eunuch evil critique group.<BR/><BR/>Comment 1: I'd scratch this whole comment. Its udder crap.<BR/><BR/>Comment 2: Move the blindside-reference to the top. The rest of it doesn't move the comment along in the least. Who's the MC?!!<BR/><BR/>Comment 3: I would normally spew here, but this comment was not worthy of any such thing. Mild smile at best.<BR/><BR/>Comment 4: I liked this. I especially like the comments at the bottom. Number 4 was my favorite.<BR/><BR/>Comment 5: I love how comment one thinks he know so much about writing comments and then confuses "its" for "it's" and "utter" for "udder". Get a life, Comment 1er!<BR/><BR/>Comment 6: This is the author. Thank you so much for the comments on my comment. They are so helpful. I'm off to incorporate every single one of them into my updated comment that I will be submitting to the blog at 2:00 AM when I can't sleep. Especially comment number one that says the whole thing is crap. That is soooo helpful!<BR/><BR/>Comment 7: I liked where this comment was going, but can you change the name Gutterball to something else? It makes me think of Thanksgiving. I don't think you want me imagining your heroine as a turkey throughout the whole thing.<BR/><BR/>Comment 8: Author, I think gutterball is a fine name. It's clearly a reference to bowling. I don't know where Comment 7 came up with turkeys. Butterball/gutterball... pretty remote connection. Keep it.<BR/><BR/>Comment 9: Can I just say that this is the first time I've commented on here?<BR/><BR/>Comment 10: Comment 9 person, that's not even an Evil Editor joke; that's an old Monty Python reference that no one is going to get. If you are going to write a comment this long, author, you need far better material.<BR/><BR/>Comment 11: I think some people will like this comment, but comments aren't really my thing. Well, at least not ones as self-referential as this. I'd rather yank my toenails out than read the next paragraph, but good luck to you!<BR/><BR/>Comment 12: Long enough yet?pacatruehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125048243775811714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162172132308825012006-10-29T20:35:00.000-05:002006-10-29T20:35:00.000-05:00Buffysquirrel - You're right. And she totally dese...Buffysquirrel - You're right. And she totally deserved that, too. LOL Still, you care enough about what <EM>I</EM> write to go searching back through the comments to see if I've actually criticized a person rather than his/her writing. See how powerful I am? Mwahahahahaha! Dance, puppet, dance!<BR/><BR/>Admit it. You'd buy my book just to prove to yourself that I can't write. Hehehehehe... :)HawkOwlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08506953701159624542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162170375728488252006-10-29T20:06:00.000-05:002006-10-29T20:06:00.000-05:00Oh my - I get back from a day at the Symphony and ...Oh my - I get back from a day at the Symphony and I find - teasing, abuse, jokes at my expense...<BR/><BR/>I'm crushed, crushed I say, heartbroken, tearful, saddened. What apapthy accompanies that entry. it's It's, It's just <BR/><BR/>so funny! I'll be giggling for hours.Dave Fragmentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17985158361431606939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162170553368994562006-10-29T20:09:00.000-05:002006-10-29T20:09:00.000-05:00Now I read all these comments, you guys are SO MEA...Now I read all these comments, you guys are SO MEAN...<BR/>I might whimper to my doggie all night<BR/>{winkie}{winkie}<BR/><BR/>;)Dave Fragmentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17985158361431606939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162171064721305542006-10-29T20:17:00.000-05:002006-10-29T20:17:00.000-05:00It was me, I submitted that one last night. I hop...It was me, I submitted that one last night. I hope nobody was offended. I meant to add a goofy comment attributed to myself but I forgot.<BR/><BR/>I also had a few other comments from a few other regular minions but I thought Evil might run out of patience...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162167535585348542006-10-29T19:18:00.000-05:002006-10-29T19:18:00.000-05:00LOL, this was great! (So glad not to see my name u...LOL, this was great! (So glad not to see my name up there). Dave's entry wasn't complete, though. He didn't offer a total rewrite...McKoalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01457446171624585099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162166808214078642006-10-29T19:06:00.000-05:002006-10-29T19:06:00.000-05:00Aw for Halloween you need something scarier than D...Aw for Halloween you need something scarier than Dickens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162164247538453812006-10-29T18:24:00.000-05:002006-10-29T18:24:00.000-05:00The post was submitted as a comment to the Old Beg...The post was submitted as a comment to the Old Beginnings Sources. Knowing no one would see it there, I posted it up front; thus your praise (and the honor of fathering your children) belongs not to EE. Perhaps the author will come forward.<BR/><BR/>If there are regular commenters the poster failed to include, feel free to send additions to the list, and I'll insert the better ones.Evil Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162163515511967842006-10-29T18:11:00.000-05:002006-10-29T18:11:00.000-05:00Wow! EE knows his minions well LOL! Nailed Hawkowl...Wow! EE knows his minions well LOL! Nailed Hawkowl so authentically I started to think those were real comments. The statement of opinion as though it is fact was dead on. Could have gone on with some obscure facts in Dave's post, though, but that was right on also. Overall, bravo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162158020203840222006-10-29T16:40:00.000-05:002006-10-29T16:40:00.000-05:00Laughed until my sides ached. Too funny!Laughed until my sides ached. Too funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1162158171969980522006-10-29T16:42:00.000-05:002006-10-29T16:42:00.000-05:00Come off it, hawkowl, I only had to go as far as F...Come off it, hawkowl, I only had to go as far as Face Lift 220 to find you commenting on a writer.nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.com