Why you don't get published.
Oh, wow. These were...wow. So brilliant.
Yes, I only wish I had made Martha and Tilley apologize, but they were perusing the new Victoria's Secrets and couldn't be bothered.The others were brilliant.
Dear minions,I apologize I did not have time to do EE's writing exercise this week. You have, however, managed to do just fine without me.Which is not really a big surprise.Sincerely,pjdPS: A feta worse than death? AUGH!
I miss you, Pete. Hope you're having a fine time with your family, though.
"Julie- I'm sorry that things got a little heated between us. For me, it was fun. Then I remembered that it's always the jerk that finds humor in upsetting others."Arlyle, it came off to me as basically, "You're a woman so you have to take whatever a man feels like dishing out to you."I had to put up with a stalker for 18 months. Calls telling me what I had for lunch, what I was wearing that day, what time I left the model home I was working at and what he was going to do with me when he got me alone and eventually how much he was going to enjoy blowing my effing brains out. My husband's response when it started? "What did you do to cause this?"Your comments to Kiersten kind of reminded me of that. She's cute and perky so she just has to get used to lewd comments. IOW, she's cute so it's her fault.I'm a little past the point in my life where I feel a woman just has to get used to it if she doesn't want to.At any rate, it's all done and over with. We're all adults. It would be a boring world if we were all the same and I don't expect anyone to change for me. Let's all get back to writing.
Arlyle, I just get tired of looking at myself. I told you the matter was closed when you agreed not to use my name in anything else; you're the one who kept it going ; ) You didn't hurt my feelings or even make me mad. I just thought it was annoying.Julie, I can't decide which is worse--your stalker, or your ex's reaction.
A good exercise. Lots of fun to write and more fun to read. Good work minions... We ought to do it again, sometime.
I too must apologize for not being able to (think up a good idea) contribute this week; but I can see anything I may have done would have paled in comparison. These were really good.
Dear Evil EditorI apologise that this letter of apology is late.McKoala
Methinks R. Lyle Wolfe needs to write a letter of apology for his letter of apology...
I clearly picked the wrong weekend to go away — a Sunday afternoon without the treat of reading through all the WE submissions is clearly no Sunday afternoon at all.This bountiful selection was a fun read — hats off to Ril for suggesting it.
Success StoryI'm sure this is someone we know...
Dang... Drama in the EE Room. And I've missed it. Figures. (Along with the BET ME chat... argh.)I have to get control of my schedule so I can check in here more often and contribute. This is a writing exercise I'd have loved.EE - reply already. Gah.
My pc went down after I'd read a couple of these. Something corrupted the hard drive. I'm on my son's pc now but I think my internet access is going to be patchy for a while. So if I'm not around, that's why. Sorry for not commenting more - I always enjoy reading the exercises.
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