I am sorry. I have been very, very good.
Please forgive me.I will try harder, I promise.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
United States of Freedom
Dear Mr. Axis of Evil,
It has been brought to our attention that you may have misinterpreted something we said or did or wrote in such a way as to give you the incorrect impression that this something caused your feelings to be hurt. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth and we sincerely regret that you misunderapprehended our freedom-loving intention in such a negative way. To make up for this incident, please agree to edit our memoiryish new book for free after Laura writes it for me.
Well,I have to say, Mr. EE, that I am thoroughly enjoyin' my persona.
And I can see clearly now how you must enjoy hidin' inside a yours.
It's a very liberating experience. Really it is. And it allows one never to have to (as the sayin' goes from that sappy overcooked old movie about those Northern lovebird people long ago) say you're sorry.
So I won't.
--Miss Savannah Spitfire