Haiku Results, Part 4

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and hilarity ensues.
Also, a vampire.

--blogless_troll

Thin-skinned writers sob

and wither in the wintry

blast of his critiques

--Marissa Doyle

An evil mind will

Find so many ways to make

Each of us insane.

--ME

The men slink away

The women sigh, aquiver

Evil Editor

--Jeep

Egomaniacs

request haiku praise, but hey--

he likes my fake plots.

--blogless_troll


You, deride my prose,

Say it blows. Your ill wind knows

It is comatose.

--ME

The writer's self-es-

teem is as nothing to the

Evil Editor.

--Dick Margulis

If you can't sepa-

rate your ego from your prose,

Evil will cure that.

--Dick Margulis

That's enough for now.

I haven't had my first cup

of coffee yet.--Dick

--Dick Margulis