Crazy-whack clipart
gives me migraines. At least it's
not iPod updates.
--blogless_troll
Writers dreams are mists
dark shadows of what might be
if EE is pleased.
--Judy
Minneapolis
sucks enormous gopher balls,
except for EE.
--blogless_troll
Since I'm a P.I.,
I found EE's true ID
and his real name is:
--blogless_troll
Though my minions are
Without exception insane,
I still love themall.
--EE
Oops, that last Haiku
Has a missing space, but it's
Quite clear where it goes.
--EE
12 comments:
I'm beginning to think these writing exercises are an excuse for EE to expand his Clip Art usage.
Great haiku!
I love haikus. I can never think them up myself, but these were all so funny.
blogless troll - 'also, a vampire' LOL!
marissa doyle - you, my dear, are a poet!
What does the mall have to do with anything??
No mall, "them all"
gutterball -- see blogless' haikus #2 and #3.
Yes marissa's several are quite nice.
I also liked phoenix's and Dick was clearly on a roll.
Blogless troll seems to have really "researched" the subject.
Most surprised by EE's -- who knew the werewolf/zombie/vampire editor managed to retain rights to his own soul?? I guess some copyrights really are binding!
2nd hint to gutter: America -- the land of malls!
Actually, I think Gutterball got the correct interpretation right off. . .
Guys. It was a joke. Anonymous 2:29? Nicely done!
What this proves is that not one of us knows how to write a "real" haiku :o)
But for fun, these were great. Kudos to all, especially Marissa, Blogless, ME, Takoda and Dick!!
EE was really living up to his moniker, wasn't he? Some of those zingers hurt. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
"...copyrights really are binding" - hehe, ME.
Far too late to party, but I loved these!
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